Getting revenge can make you feel better... admit it! Here are some ways to do it, however use your common sense, be careful and do not end up in trouble.
Place an ad in your local newspaper advertising a huge garage sale at your adversary’s address. Note in BOLD letters that the sale begins at 6 a.m. sharp on Saturday and describe in elaborate detail all the wonderful antiques and electronic items that can be had for practically nothing.
Buy something embarrassing – the biggest adult sex toy you can find works well. Wrap it in tin foil. Hide it in the suitcase belonging to your adversary. As she goes through the x-ray machine at the airport, the tin foil will shield the contents, which requires that it be unwrapped and inspected by airport security.
Revenge on a neighbor - write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches...
Add bubbles and/or food coloring to any pools or fountains on his property.
Poison his plants.
Replace his weed killer with fertilizer.
Fill water balloons with salt water, and throw them at the yard. The salted water will kill the grass only in those spots.
Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid....
Take your boyfriend's favorite clubbing shirt and use an ultraviolet pen and write what's on your mind, under any black light your message will appear...
Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive...
Order embarrassing mail order products, adult products, and porn to be sent to his door using the “bill me later” feature.
Ask for information on potentially embarrassing conditions, like herpes or syphilis, to be sent to his home. This works great if he's living with his significant other.
Place ads for free electronics in the paper with his phone number in it.
If a telemarketer calls, pretend to be very excited about the offer. Then tell her that you have another call, and leave her on hold until she hangs up.
Unwrap chocolate bars, melt them into clumps, and float the clumps with toilet paper in his pool.
Pour oil under his new car. He'll spend hours trying to figure out where it’s coming from.
Saran wrap his car overnight.
Write embarrassing messages on his car windows using window paint.
Set off his car alarm repeatedly in the middle of the night.
Take his parking spot every day.
Add any stinky material (use your imagination) to the car’s air vents or air filter.
Block the exhaust pipe with a large potato.
While his car is parked at night, scatter bird seed over it. In the morning his car will be covered in birds, feathers and waste.
Take his keys. Lock them in the car, preferably while the engine is running.
Stick rude bumper stickers or those with unpopular opinions on his bumper.
Call his home from a blocked number in the middle of the night several nights in a row. When he answers, hang up.
Egg or toilet paper his house.
Cut his hair while he sleeps.
Write on her face using permanent marker.
Place his hand into a container of warm water, especially if there are people around to witness his reaction.
Shave off one of his eyebrows.
With a friend, drag him outside in the middle of the night. Duct tape him to a tree.
Place a personals ad with his contact information in newspapers and on Craigslist.
Go out and make new friends. Meet a new guy, and make sure your ex sees how happy you are. This method of revenge is great because you end up happy as a result of it. Your ex will be upset when he finds out that despite him leaving, you’re even happier than before.
Spread photos. If you have explicit photos of him from your relationship, spread them around to your circle of friends.
Send your ex a sex guide or other information that suggests he was not very good in bed.
Send your ex a picture of you looking very happy, perhaps with your new partner.
Spread rumors that your ex was awful in bed.
Tell his new girlfriend about his actions.
Have a friend pass along the rumor that you’re pregnant and don’t know who the father is. Let him sweat it out.
If he is getting married, call his caterer, wedding hall, photographer, etc., pretending to be him, and change the date or cancel the plans. They will usually call back to confirm, creating immense confusion as the wedding day approaches.
Saran wrap the toilet seat.
Empty his shampoo into a bowl, mix with hair removal cream, and put it back in the bottle.
Swish his toothbrush in the toilet. Then, return it to its rightful spot.
Mix glue into his hair gel.
Hide alarm clocks all over his room, set for different times throughout the night.
Fill the hoods of all of his coats with hole-punch dots. Flour is another messy filling for coat hoods. This also works for co-workers who have a habit of leaving their outerwear by their desks.
Cut out the bottom seams of all of his pockets.
Pass along secrets he's told you.
Set up hundreds of mousetraps on the floor of his room. It’s even better to do this if he's in his bed sleeping at the time.
Pour salt into his favorite beverage in the fridge.
Place confetti or glitter on top of his ceiling fan blades.
Place newspaper ads offering sales at his place of business.
Put self tanner or shoe polish on his phone receiver.
Pull the mouse or keyboard cord out just a little so it no longer works. If he has an optical mouse, just put a piece of tape over the light.
Glue the wheels on his office chair so they don’t roll.
Take a screenshot of his computer desktop, and then set it as his background. His desktop will look functional, but none of the icons will work.
Pour his expensive liquor down the drain or give it away to your friends.
Sew seafood into his curtains or place it in the heat registers. The smell will quickly become unbearable, but he will never be able to find it.
Pay back any money you owe him in pennies.
Turn his heat up as high as it goes, and superglue the thermostat so it can’t be changed.
Add a tripwire at the bottom of a doorway using fishing line and two small nails.
Put laxatives in his food.
Send a box filled with manure, a knife, and a fork as a euphemism.
Wipe petroleum jelly on their doorknobs.
To be continued...... ) ~Kelly Marie~
